PANIC AND TERROR

 

WHEN DID MITT ROMNEY'S FATHER BECOME A U.S. CITIZEN?

 

*"We were sent a memo after the recent signing of the Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011, advising we now had the authority to deny anyone access to any public event held by the President or Vice-President."

United States Secret Service Agent

IPARTY 2012!

"One if by land, Two if by sea, Three if by memo, CAN YOU HEAR ME?"