SHIFT HAPPENSSHIFT HAPPENS: KNOW YOUR FOE

As for Hell. DO NOT go after The Daily Show!

At least they know how to get back to work after a well deserved vacation.

FOE NEWS is hereby challenged to report only the facts about all future events WITHOUT using the following words: Left, Right, Democrat, Republican, Liberal, Conservative, Gay, Straight, Terrorist, Insurgent, Catholic, Christian, Jew, Muslim, Allah, Jesus, Bible, Koran, GOD, and the newest buzz word coined to lead queries far away from the answers sought: "POLITICIZED".

If you cannot, perhaps you should "sheathe your tongue lest you impale your Soul upon it."

 

SO SAY WE ALL