America loves a Leader. Someone who can truly address the Nation:

"There will be no sudden profiteering. I am freezing all wages. All prices*. What a bottle of water cost you yesterday, it will cost you tomorrow."

Life will go on. We WILL prevail... but we'll do it on our own.

*5/27/2010: "The price of a gallon of gas produced by British Petroleum or other companies connected to the oil spill will stay the same. What you paid today is what you'll pay until the current crisis, and the investigation into its causes, has ended."

Let's see how our President compares to a truly imaginary one.

Five years after Katrina.