SACH A BIG ONE

IF YOU SEE A FAILED WARRIOR RIDING A BIKE WITH A RIFLE IN PROFILE AND THE LEGEND "THE ONLY WOODSTOCK I REMEMBER", WAIT TILL HE TRIES TO STAND UP THEN COMPLIMENT HIS BIKE WITH: "THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO RIDE". BEFORE HE CAN BASK IN WHAT HE THINKS IS A COMPLIMENT, TELL HIM "THAT'S A LINE FROM WOODSTOCK" AND DON'T LOOK BACK

THE GREAT CHANGE HAS COME AND GONE AND THERE ARE STILL TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE; NEOPHOBES WHO ARE HATIN' IT. STILL LIVING IN A PAST UNRECOGNIZABLE AND TRYING TO BLAME THEIR FAILURES ON ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES, AND NEOPHILES WHO ARE LOVING LIFE BECAUSE THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.

I DID.