FOR OLIVIA

It was George harrison who gave us "grotty". Among other things.

He's beyond all this now. But we're not.

As for me; the designer of the infamous TURN OFF YOUR TV bumper sticker, I finally grew so tired of saying: "FUCK YOU" to the TV every other minute that I decided to be more specific. Hence this "Clock's ticking" list which is not only a blow against the Empire, but also a true shot across the bow of America's enemies. Enemies foreign AND domestic and the channels they rode in on.

WE ALL SAW. WE ALL KNOW.

 

Fuck Chris Matthews

Fuck coulda should woulda

Fuck Barack Obama

Fuck Ronald Reagan

Fuck Judge Judy*

Fuck Lou Dobbs

Fuck Bill Clinton

Fuck Chuck Norris

Fuck Sarah Palin*

Fuck Keith Olbermann

Fuck Mike Huckabee

Fuck Ted Nugent

Fuck Michelle Malkin*

Fuck Ann Coulter*

Fuck Sean Hannity*

Fuck George Noory and Ian Punnett

Fuck Karl Rove

Fuck Lawrence O'Donnell

Fuck Glenn beck

Fuck Bill Kristol

Fuck Michelle Bachmann*

Fuck Ed Schultz

Fuck Neal Cavuto

Fuck Anderson Cooper

Fuck Wolf Blitzer

Fuck Harry Reid

Fuck Ed Dames

Fuck Mike Huckabee

Fuck Ryan Seacrest

Fuck Rachel Maddow •

Fuck the Kardashians •

Fuck Joel Olesteen

Fuck Liz Cheney*

FUCK DICK CHENEY

Fuck Donald Rumsfeld

Fuck Charles Krauthammer

Fuck David Gregory

Fuck Juan Williams

Fuck Gloria Allred

Fuck Nancy Grace

Fuck John Bolton

Fuck Joe Scarborough

Fuck Brzezinki

Fuck Rush Limbaugh

Fuck Dick Morris

Fuck Gretchen Carlson

Fuck Lamar Alexander

Fuck Juan Williams

Fuck John Boehner

Fuck Gwen Ifill*

Fuck Marianne Rafferty*

Fuck Eric Cantor

Fuck Dick Armey

Fuck John Stossell

Fuck Greg Jarrett

Fuck John Kasich

Fuck Bill O'Reilly

Fuck Dennis Miller

Fuck Laura Ingraham*

Fuck Matt Drudge

Fuck Roger Hedgecock

Fuck Jerry Sanders

Fuck Gretchen Carlson

Fuck John McCain

Fuck James Sensenbrenner

Fuck Tucker Carlson

Fuck Bristol Palin*

Fuck Michael Savage

Fuck the guy that shot John Lennon who shall remain nameless

Fuck Michael Reagan

Fuck Stanton Friedman

Fuck Steven Tyler and Brett Michaels

Fuck Rudy Guiliani and the guy that pulled WTC7

Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu

Fuck Frank Gaffney

Fuck Peter King

Fuck Andrea Mitchell*

Fuck G. Gordon Libby

Fuck Scooter Libby

Fuck Henry Kissinger

Fuck Andrea Mitchell*

Fuck Bush 41 and 43

Fuck Hillary Clinton*

Fuck whoever put the "Christmas Bomber" on that plane

Fuck George Allen

Fuck Mitt Romney

Fuck Condeleeza Rice*

Fuck Jerome Corsi

Fuck Scooter Libby

Fuck Henry Kissinger

Fuck Rachel Uchetel*

Fuck Newt Gingrich

Fuck Dan Quayle

Fuck Sheriff Joe

Fuck Lester Holt

Fuck Wendell Goler

Fuck Scott Walker

Fuck Wendell Goler

Fuck John P. Coale

Fuck Greta Van Susteren

Fuck Katherine Harris

Fuck Bree Olson*

Fuck the Real Houswives of Orange County*

Fuck Regis Philbin

Fuck Tony Hayward (remember him?)

Fuck Julian Assange (remember him?)

Fuck Michael Chertoff

Fuck Ben Bernanke

Fuck Ashton Kutcher

Fuck Dr. Drew

Fuck Dr. Phil

Fuck Chris Hansen

Fuck Elisabeth Hasselbeck*

Fuck William R. Forstchen

Fuck Darrell Issa

Fuck Neal Bush

Fuck John Ashcroft and soaring as an eagle

Fuck Ted Koeppel

Fuck Alberto Gonzales

Fuck Steve Jobs

Fuck Ari Fleischer

Fuck Andrew Card

Fuck Dana Perino*

Fuck Bernard McGuirk

Fuck Snooki*

Fuck Geraldo Rivera

Fuck Karen Hughes

Fuck John Zogby

Fuck Paul Jr

Fuck Paul Sr

Fuck Carl Cameron

Fuck Chuck Todd

Fuck A.J. Hammer

Fuck Contessa Brewer*

Fuck Tamara Hall*

Fuck Judge Jeanine*

Fuck KT McFarland*

Fuck John King

Fuck Devin Nunes

Fuck Steve Doocy

Fuck Brian Kilmeade

Fuck Molly Henneberg*

Fuck Allen West

Fuck Marco Rubio

Fuck Wayne Allyn Root

Fuck Bill Cunningham

Fuck Brit Hume

Fuck Mara Liasson*

Fuck Paul Gigot

Fuck NetZero

Fuck Tony Blair and the Bush he rode in on

Fuck the Bilderbergers

Fuck Michael Burgess

Fuck Leann Tweedon*

Fuck Megyn Kelly*

Fuck Trace Gallagher

Fuck Richard Luger

Fuck Barry McCaffrey

Fuck Dick Harpootlian

Fuck Oksana Grigorieva*

Fuck Joe Sestak

Fuck Elise Jordan*

Fuck Monica Crowley*

Fuck Cal Thomas

Fuck Mercedes Vianna Schlapp*

Fuck Randy Hopper

Fuck TOSH.0

Fuck Fred Thompson

Fuck Taylor Swift*

Fuck Piers Morgan

Fuck Mike Barnicle

Fuck the REAL HOUSEWIVES*

Fuck Mike Pence

Fuck Lindsey Graham

Fuck Paul Wolfowitz

Fuck LeeAnn Tweeden*

Fuck Stuart Varney

Fuck Brent Bozell

Fuck Bo Dietl

Fuck Fawn Hall*

Fuck Anglo-Suisse

Fuck Kendra Wilkinson

Fuck Sandy Rios*

Fuck Haley Barbour

Fuck Jim Angle

Fuck Jonah Goldberg

Fuck Tom Tancredo

Fuck Michael Stone

Fuck Camille Grammer*

Fuck Paul LePage

Fuck the Condon Report

Fuck the Warren Commission

Fuck the 9-11 Commission

Fuck Jack Keane

Fuck the all new Kindle

Fuck Citizen United

Fuck Peter Johnson Jr

Fuck Dee Dee Benkie*

Fuck John Stossell

Fuck Blair and his witch*

Fuck Donald Trump for not being presidential enough to change "Roast Of Trump" to TRUMP ROAST and then going after the President Of The united States for not showing leadership. REPEATING: It is NOT about the Birth Certificate.

Fuck entrapment and surveillance cameras

Fuck all Entrapment TV and the Surveillance Channel

Fuck whoever changed "Freedom Tower" to WORLD TRADE ONE

Fuck classmates.com

Fuck Caroline Heldman*

Fuck Kirsten Powers*

Fuck AT&T

Fuck Divorce Wars: The SERIES

Fuck Christina Aguilera*

Fuck the NARC who busted Mike Krist and the one who tried to bust me

Fuck Silvio Berlusconi

Fuck Jacques Chirac

Fuck Nicolas Sarkozy

Fuck Hu Jintao

Fuck the whole Chinese politburo

Fuck Bill Maher

Fuck Sokurah

Fuck Hugh Hewitt

Fuck Bob Beckel for not having Mika's balls and calling out Sean Hannity who REFUSED to be waterboarded for the troops even when Keith Olbermann offered 1K per second Hannity lasted. Even promising to give the money to the very charity the FOX NEWS host promised in order to prove Cheney right when the Vice-President; arguably the single Bush official most responsible for covering up the fact that he and Donald Rumsfeld had sold Saddam Hussein the chemical weapons (the only weapons of mass destruction ever found) that Hannity and all the other common taters working for Rupert Murdoch; himself in bed with the Saudis as he signs Hannity, Beck, Cavuto,Van Susteren, and all the other corrupt undit paychecks so they can pay their futility bills while ignoring the truth.

Fuck BETHANY EVER AFTER*

Fuck all armchair generals

Fuck Pew Research Center

Fuck Soladek Vitamin

Fuck Gwen O'Keefe

Fuck facebook

Fuck NEXIUM

Fuck AstroZeneca

Fuck depression

Fuck Bi-polar disorder

Fuck Anerexia and the Bulemia it rode in on

Fuck usury

Fuck whoever cancelled MAX HEADROOM

Fuck compound interest

Fuck the stock market

Fuck PETRODOLLARS

Fuck greed

Fuck OPEC

Fuck Fiat Currency

Fuck GOD BLESS AMERICA (FUCK everyone else)

Fuck SUPPORT (KILLING) OUR TROOPS

Fuck the War On Terror

Fuck that 9 years later, the FBI has Osama Bin Laden on their TOP TEN list, yet STILL fails to mention ANY connection between him and 9-11

Fuck Tim Osman and the CIA contract HE rode in on

Fuck The Protocols

Fuck Rasputin

Fuck Lenin

Fuck Stalin

Fuck the Elders of ZION

Fuck John Edwards

Fuck John Kerry and his medals

Fuck "EYES ON TARGET"

Fuck "like all Birthers"

Fuck Neal Abercrombie

Fuck Linda Lindel*

Fuck the gateway to the west

Fuck anyone who says: "Sorry for taking up your time"

Fuck all those who quit when they don't have to

Fuck all those who quit for all the wrong reasons

Fuck Ron Jackson

Fuck Mary Matalin*

Fuck John Campbell

Fuck General Electric

Fuck Jeffrey R. Immelt

Fuck the ANNUNAKI

Fuck Reptilicans

Fuck Pazuzu

Fuck Development HELL

Fuck Mordor

Fuck all Orcs

Fuck Saruman and Sauron

Fuck Beta waves

Fuck Entrainment

Fuck limbic pacing

Fuck faux news channels that use all three of the above

Fuck PUNK'D

Fuck prostate cancer and the tamasic food it rode in on

Fuck PSY-OPS

Fuck "don't get mad, get even"

Fuck Zeus

Fuck the Harpies

Fuck your nerves. They're easily conquered for the good of those around you. START NOW

Fuck the High Altitude Auroral Research Program

Fuck the Gods

Fuck the Golden Fleece

Fuck Cassius (NOT Clay)

Fuck attrition

Fuck depreciation

Fuck "ALL NECESSARY MEASURES"

Fuck terminating with EXTREME PREJUDICE

Fuck "9 days ago"

Fuck the long term

Fuck "4 years of tyranny"

Fuck tyranny

Fuck "frankly unknown"

Fuck the bottom line

Fuck self-interest at the expense of others

Fuck the Long War (all 3 of them. Night's young. THINK YOUNG)

Fuck James Cameron (did I say that out loud?) when he fucks up FORBIDDEN PLANET (did I say that out loud?)

Fuck unappreciated yardwork

Fuck unappreciated

Fuck not knowing when to close your eyes

Fuck not knowing when to open your eyes

Fuck backseat drivers unless the driver truly doesn't know what they're doing and is about to kill you

Fuck monday morning quarterbacks who after starting the WAR take the weekend off

Fuck grudges and all that hold them

Fuck Warm Fuzzies and Cold Pricklies

Fuck BIG PHARMA, not foot-long schwarma

Fuck DO NOT OPEN Flight Data Recorder's. Like FLT 77's

Fuck Barabara Olson* and the DOUBLE/TRIPLE/FUCKING BASTARDS* who are still hiding her

Fuck "Why wait?" unless the waiting leads to the best sex (it always does) ever. Best sex ever, so far

Fuck the Tom Ridge HOMELAND SECURITY AWARD.

Fuck "boots on the ground" unless the ground is Mars.

DOUBLE FUCK GEORGE NOORY* HIS PRODUCERS BOOK JESSE VENTURA (WHERE ELSE CAN YOU HEAR THAT JESSE WILL RUN W/ RON PAUL IF RON PAUL WILL QUIT THE REPUBLICANTS - WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT 4 YEAR LIFE SPAN?) GUESS WHO HAS THE BIGGER BALLS. IF YOU EVADE THAT ANSWER THEN FUCK YOU TOO*

Fuck Ray Lahood for refusing to pay an air traffic controller to nap when he just got an EXTRA HOUR<!>.

 

More important than who is on this list is who is not*.
Perhaps most important of all however, is how you get off it.

Mika is the first to be OFFICIALLY removed from this list as the first pundit to ask:
"Does anybody care about _____________?", and then move on after the televised awkward silence

GOOD GIRL. Your Dad however stays where he is.

Oops. Mika isn't Mika anymore.

 

*guess

 

THIS IS THE FINAL ENTRY. THE BASTARD HAS BURNED THE GOD DAMNED KORAN ANYWAY<MY FAKE HOLY BOOK IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAKE HOLY BOOK>. SITTING DOWN?

FUCK, OBAMA, MOAMAR, AND PETTY TYRANTS EVERYWHERE ("WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA")

NEW MUST SEE TV. REPEATING: "FUCK RYAN SEACREST*" THROWDOWN IN THE DESERT <GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY DESERT!"> OBAMA VS MOAMAR: WHICH TYRANT WILL SURVIVE AND WHO CARES EXCEPT THE PARENTS OF THE CHILDREN SACRIFICED IN THE WAR AGAINST EURASIA <FUCK THE SAND NIGGERS (THEIR WORD), CAMEL JOCKEYS RAG HEADS, TOWELHEADS (THEIR WORDS), ETC, ETC, ETC,...> TIS A PUZZLEMENT NO LONGER.

IN FACT, RACHEL MADDOW & LAWRENCE O'DONNELL ARE OFF THE LIST IF THEY WERE EVER ON. RACH IS IN A THREE WAY TIE WITH NAOMI WOLF AND NAOMI KLEIN FOR MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE FREE WORLD <WORTH 72 VIRGINS ANYDAY NO MATTER WHO IS GIVING THEM TO ME>.

THEY WILL REMAIN OFF THE LIST AS I'M TURNING OFF MY TV AND RADIO FOR GOOD. EVERY ONE ON THE LIST RESPONSIBLE FOR MY STARTING IT WHEN I TIRED OF SHOUTING "FUCK YOU!!!" IS ALREADY BURNING IN THE MOLTEN SH!T OF HELL (THE OPPOSITE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS WITHIN YOU. YOU'D THINK EVERY CHRISTER AND BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN WIFE WOULD KNOW THAT). I'D SWAP THEM ALL FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF SAM KENNISON.

RADHA SOAMI BAYACTHES!

:)

 

I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. I WASN'T GOING TO TURN ON A TV NOW THAT IT'S OBAMA'S 2ND TERM AND WE ALL WON WHETHER WE CLING TO DEFEAT OR NOT BUT...

PEE-WEE WAS RIGHT: WE ALL HAVE ONE. LUCKILY I WATCHED THE STEWART/COLBERT VICTORY ROLL AND CAUGHT THE BLACK GOVERNOR OF MASSACHUSETTS PROUDLY PROCLAIMING HIMSELF AN UNAPOLOGETIC IDEALIST.

I AM STILL ASHAMED OF BARACK OBAMA.

UNFORTUNATELY, WITH "NOT AS LONG AS I AM PRESIDENT", HE WON'T BE PRESIDENT MUCH LONGER. HE, LIKE I, DID HIS BEST AND IT WAS WHAT WAS NECESSARY AT THE TIME AS IT IS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.

THE ARTIST WHO RAN FOR PRESIDENT MAY RUN AGAIN IF ONLY TO GET US OUT OF LOW-EARTH ORBIT AND ON OUR WAY TO THE STARS WHERE WE BELONG.

WHERE WE CAME FROM.

JONI WAS RIGHT. WE ARE STARDUST.

PEACE BE UPON US ALL (redundant)**.

 

 

 

** TIME TO BUY THAT CUFI.

CRYWOLF. CRY HAVOC. MUZZLE THE DOGS OF WAR (WIN WITHOUT) THAT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN NIPPING AT THE HEELS OF EURASIA. NO MORE RENSE, DRUDGE, OR C2C THOUGH I HAVE MY RADIO HANDY IN ORDER TO NOT MISS WHAT RCH SAYS NEXT.

NAH.

YOU WILL TELL ME IF ANYTHING IMPORTANT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH. BESIDES KNAPP IS NOT TO BE MISSED.

As for me and my family, only F L Y B Y, The VOLUMICON, Tales Of The the Va Jra Mer, the TOP SECRET DAKINIS, AND THE MIND PIRATES <GANG FORWARD> WORLD TOUR remain. some of which are just (?) beginning***

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.

I WILL.

 

***GUESS AGAIN.

C-YA DOWNRANGE (DOWN THAT TRAIL)

 

 

 

 

 

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